Can I play with it now?

Can I play with it now?
I want to play with your cock.
To run my fingers along its shaft and stroke it playfully till it’s hard.
I want to massage your perfect balls, feeling the softness of it against my skin.
To tickle it with my tongue and feel you shiver with each wet lap.
I’ll run my lips gently along its shaft, along every ripple till I reach the head.
I would love to trace the rim of your cock’s head with the tip of my tongue.
I want to watch it grow harder with every touch of my body.
I really want to push myself to the limit as I try to deep throat your cock for the first time.
To feel the tip of it against the back of my throat.
I want to make you come hard into my mouth.
So you can watch me shallow every last drop.
Please can I play with it now?

Sex Toys for Gamers

How about this for the ultimate in gaming technology?

Gamers know that with all the time we spend chatting online, playing World of Warcraft and hunting down cheat codes, that sometimes we just don't have time to find and woo the opposite sex.

So instead of taking time away from the PC to find someone to have sex with, why not just modify your PC tower into a giant sex toy? You can even have it hold your drink, lube, tissues and dirty magazines. Though we suggest downloading so free porn rather than using the mags.

Love your computer! Well now you can really love your computer!






Don't worry gamer girls, there's a mod for your computers too.

Now even the ladies can have the perfect computer with dildo attachments and all! Just load up some pictures of Brad Pitt or Hideo Kojima.... whatever floats your boat and go to town with your PC tower of loving.

Handles have been added for better control of the unit as well as a remote control with multiple speeds and a handy spot to keep your cellphone. You can even add a anal attachment.

Sweet!






This is the Atari Joystick modified into a vibrator for the ladies. That right!

Underneath that condom is a silver bullet vibrator attachment which has been wired into the joystick.

Best of all, it actually vibrates. Talk about a cool way to play Space Invaders!

I'll never be sad to lose at games again as long as I have a joystick like this. Hell, it gives new meaning to joystick, doesn't it?


And finally for the Star War fans out there, feel like a true Jedi master when your pounding your girlfriend's pussy with a lightsaber light up dildo. That's right, you can modify your kid's lightsaber toy into a wicked sex toy for the wife.

Bring her over to the dark side of the force with the might of your jedi skills. Perfect for role playing. Just buy her the gold Leia bikini to make it even more fun!

You find instructoins to create your own gamer sex toys at HomemadeSexToys.com

We've Been Published!

Okay, so its not a book deal or anything I actually got paid for, but its still nice to have your work out there.

My story, "The Naughty Tip", has been published in a stripper industry magazine called "Sin". This magazine is published out in Winnipeg by a Feature Entertainer I met at the Miss Nude Canada Pageant back in December.

It's not Esquire, but it will do as starting point.