Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Is Pussy a Bad Word?

Good Words:

Pussy – Makes me think of something nice to pet.
Kitty – “Wanna pet the kitty?” Again sounds nice.
Muff – Another soft word.
Honey Pot – Something sweet for licking.
Cookie – Something sweet to nibble on.
Clit – Dirty but not technical.
Clitty – Cute like kitty.
Button – Push the button and something wonderful happens!
Beaver – A good Canadian nickname.





In Between Words:

Box – It’s okay if the man’s “package” is the same size as your box.
Vagina – It’s okay, but too technical for me.
Cooter – Okay if you’re a Dukes of Hazard fan.
Cunny – It’s on the line between nice and bad.
Wet spot – Not the greatest, but it won’t cause a boot up your ass.
Koochiesnorcher – See the “Vagina Monologues”. More of a funny name.
Beautiful Nicknames (Pearl, flower, etc.) – Okay if your girl is okay with it.
Vertical Smile – Okay if you work at a Strip Club. “Miles and miles of vertical smiles!”


Bad Words:

Snatch – It makes it sound like our pussy is going to grab your dick and not let go.
Crack – Too close to an asshole nickname.
Hole – It sounds like something you throw your dick into.
Gash – Too violent.
Slit – Again too violent. Makes me think of a paper cut.
Cunt – Worst word possible! Only women are safe to use this one.
Twat – Sounds like a ghetto word or a bad English. “You’re Twat?”
Poon (Poontang) – Again too ghetto for me.
Pink Taco – It doesn’t sound tasty. More like a taco with uncooked meat.
Bad Nicknames (Cavern, Clam, Fishing hole, etc.) – Not a good choice if you ever want to fuck it again

2 comments:

the bare frame said...

wonderful collection!

how about "vulva?" sounds too clinical?

too bad cunt is always a pejorative... it could be a nice alternative to pussy, which always sounds a little silly to me... still, too many assholes use it as some kind of insult.

sigh.

oh, and under the most repugnant, you failed to list "stench trench."

xo

Monogamous Couple said...

nice series of posts on good and bad names for things..

Stumbled on you on a google search. I was trying to figure out why a post by my wife where when used the phrase pictures of my pussy was not DROWNED out by that phrase in a google search, especially since the post in question had no pictures of her er, (consults list for another acceptable synonym...)honey pot. Not that here aren't lovely pics of her kitty in general and of her clitty specifically scattered about throughout the blog. With Google ranking our lowly blog in the top 10 for that phrase, I had to add more pics of her box lest I dissapoint those that wander over.

I sure hope we don;t bump the post office and Fed-ex off the top for package delivery, because I'm not sure my cock is going to measure up to the pressure.